Day 9

Decided to yet again skip the drinking. It was Sunday and I figured it should be a day of rest. Hopefully tomorrow will be back to the grind.

Day 8

Didn't drink tonight. Instead I headed out to the baseball game and chilled. It was a lot of fun with Monty, Randy, and ...can't remember his name, but a nice guy. We were really razzing the teams, it was fantastic.

Day 7

Today I had to make up for lost time. I attacked my drinking as well as I could. So I hit the fucking Vodka as hard as possible. I drank as fallows:

1 Screwdriver
3 Jungle Juices (Vodka, Hawaiian Punch)

All drinks listed are doubles, because I make them twice as big.

I am drunk as I post so i might have to edit it later. You never can tell....

Day 6

Tonight, hung out with Monty. He was bitching about life, so we started making lists for fun.

Top 5 Countries in the World I hate:
1. Iraq
2. France
3. Afganistan
4. Mexico
5. Etheopia

Top 5 Countries in the World I love:
1. U.S. of A
2. Canada
3. England
4. New Zealand
5. Japan (this was Monty's pick, but I forgot mine)

I let Monty drink and I served as the designated driver, so no Alchy for me tonight. I promise to make up for lost time tomorrow.

Day 5

Held off the drink tonight. didn't want to get sick again.

Day 4

Ok, Day 4 was a little scary. Since we had driven home from the beach that day, all I had to eat was a bowl of cereal (applejacks). so some friends came over (jess, joseph, robert, manny, nick) and I began my routine with the typical:

1 large screwdriver (tooo much VODKA and orange juice)

Well, apparently Vodka can hit you hard if you have no food in your body and only had about an hour sleep from the night before. Well the Vodka fuckin hit me hard. My legs were giving out on me, and only after one drink??? We (robert, manny, and i) went to Best Buy, where I bought the black album (jay-z) and medal of honor frontline.

When we got to the house the alcohol had finally begun to work itself out of me, so good deal!

Day 3

Shit got all fucked up last night and the experiment had to be laid aside for the moment. The wife and I went up to South Padre and spent the night. Had a fantastic time, but didn't drink a drop. All apologues to you, the reader, and to science.

Tonight I will try harder.